St. Henry Baseball

Coach Dorner: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Coach Kunk: I’m stumped.
Coach Dorner: “Catch ya later!”

 

Coach Dorner: Why are some umpires fat?
Coach Kremer: Tell me
Coach Dorner: They always clean their plate!

 

Coach Dorner: Which baseball player holds water?
Coach Link: I don’t know. Which one?
Coach Dorner: The pitcher.

 

Coach Dorner: How do baseball players keep in touch?
Josh Osterholt: I don’t know. How?
Coach Dorner: They touch base every once in a while.

 

Coach Dorner: What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Ryan Mikesell: What?
Coach Dorner: Three stripes and you’re out.

 

Coach Dorner: Why is the Wally Post Athletic Complex the coolest place to be?
Mitch Stammen: Why?
Coach Dorner: Because it’s full of fans.